You take that shirt off right now, or I will take it off for you, sir. My grandfather would be spinning in his urn if he knew that I was out here with a Dartmouth boy. “What if we changed our outgoing answering machine message so it just had a little more zing and a little more pep?”– Andy BernardĢ1. Read -> Best Anna Delvey Quotes from Inventing AnnaĢ0. “Claude Van Damme- Hair for men- Poison gas- Nutrasweet It’s gotta rhyme with “piece.” Fancy feast! Break me off a piece of that fancy feast. Really? Well then explain to me how a putt-putt golf company operates.”– Andy Bernardġ9. “They say you should never mix business with pleasure. But after five weeks in anger management, I’m back, and I’ve Gota new attitude and a new name and a bunch of new techniques for dealing with the grumpies.”– Andy Bernardġ8. “Several weeks ago, Andy Bernard had an incident. I was just a Cornell grad in anger management. He personally tented Giuliani’s first and third weddings.
“I found the best “tentist” on the east coast. after my father until I was about six or so, when my parents changed their minds.”– Andy Bernardġ5. “I’m talking about you guys! Who in this room, right now, wants to buy some paper? Let’s get high on our own supply!”– Andy Bernardġ4. ‘Oh I like your dress, but I’d like it more if you had prettier hair.”– Andy Bernardġ3. “You can’t let a girl feel good about herself. It’s so powerful, even a lot of men can’t resist a man singing show tunes.”– Andy Bernardġ2. “Women cannot resist a man singing show tunes. If it goes badly, I might lose my job, Which would suck, because this is the only job I’ve ever been good at.”– Andy Bernardġ1.
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This is my only idea on how to turn things around. If the seminar was a meal, you’d be the amuse-bouche.”– Andy Bernardġ0.” I’m a terrible salesman, and I haven’t been making very many sales lately…or ever. “You are a critical part of this seminar. And she might be a murderer.”– Andy Bernardĩ. Which would be whole lot less appealing, because Naughty Nelly says yes to everyone. “I’m a little worried that I may have asked out Naughty Nelly instead of Erin. “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.”– Andy BernardĨ. Read -> The Most Memorable Quotes from Riverdaleħ. Half the time I don’t know if I’m wearing my stage makeup or my work makeup.”– Andy Bernard “I’ve been trying to act and manage this branch. “I guess I can cancel my order from, because oh the loafers have arrived.”– Andy BernardĦ. Someone should write a song about that.”– Andy Bernardĥ. I wish there was a way to know you’re in ‘the good old days’, before you’ve actually left them. I’ve Got my dream job At Cornell, and I’m still just thinking about my old pals. “The weird thing is now I’m exactly where I want to be. “Put your heart out there like that, it’s liable to just turn into this blackened carbon brick where it has barbecue sauce of shame and rage and two hot people with a perfect relationship would not understand that!”– Andy BernardĤ. You have sensitive nipples, they chafe, so they become more sensitive, so they chafe more. Always regretted it… I feel lachrymose.”– Andy BernardĢ. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway Got a twelve twenty. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs.
In high school, I organized a walk out over standardized testing. “I’ve Always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. Below is a collection of Andy’s most entertaining quotes. Despite all these, he has been very kind to his colleagues and even acted as a brother. After he is fired by the CEO, Andy takes that opportunity and pursues a singing career.Ĭharles Martinet on Mario Ambassadorship Īndy Bernard’s character is insecure, maybe due to a strained parental relationship yet he demonstrates arrogant and self-centered attitudes.
Their ruined relationship results in Andy’s voluntary resignation. In the ninth series, his relationship with David deteriorates due to Andy’s lack of professionalism and focus. Unfortunately, he was temporarily fired and replaced by Nellie Bertram before he is reinstated again by the new CEO David Wallace.
This happens in the 3rd season premiere Jim Halpert decides to transfer, merging with the Scranton branch the episode “The Merger” later in the season.Īndy becomes the Regional Manager At the Scranton branch following the departure of Deangelo Vickers and Michael Scott in the eighth-season premiere courtesy of Robert California. Andy is introduced as the Regional Director and he is in charge of sales At Stamford branch paper distribution company Dunder Mifflin.
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Andy Baines Bernard, born on 24th January 1973, is a fictional character from The Office, an NBC comedy television series portrayed by Ed Helms.
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